10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."