10 Random Poker Quotes
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- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.