10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."