10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.