10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo