10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls