10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.