10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Welcome to kicker school
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson