10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.