10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery