10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.