10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha