10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.