10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.