10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!