10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- if u play for the thrill u are ill