10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.