10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP