10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.