10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.