10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln