10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT