10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'