10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.