10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.