10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"