10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.