10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "No river, no fish."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.