10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'