10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?