10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)