10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.