10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed