10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --