10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Fold and live to fold again
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.