10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright