10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.