10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls