10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Why not, when some because there are three.