10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.