10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...