10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike