10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."