10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "No river, no fish."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.