10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)