10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-