10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"