10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."