10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- im going to 2 out you to death
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm