10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.